Below are the 9 most recent journal entries recorded in Emma the Kitty's LiveJournal:

Sunday, November 14th, 2004
10:40 am	I'm still alive..mrow. I'm a big kitty now. Mommy and I live in an apartment near Bald-ee-mor (wherever that is). She brought home a rat named Rita. She looks yummy! (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 1st, 2004
1:36 pm	I miss my mommy. I miss my mommy. Traci has been taking good care of me while mommy is gone. They told me she was in Spuh-ayn? Where´s that? All I do is lay around all day. I miss momomomomom. (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 30th, 2003
11:29 pm	Mommy's silly. She said we were out of cat food and she was too tired to go back to the store to buy some. She crunched up her people treats (she said they were called wheat crackers) and put them in the bowl. She said "look Emma, it's ghetto kity food." I don't know what ghetto means...do you? Then, when Wally and I stared at the bowl, she said something about the poor starving kitties in Ethiopia. Where is that? Down the street? I dunno, but I feel bad about those starving kitties. Maybe mommy will send them crackers! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
8:45 pm	It was pretty outside today, but mommy won't let me go outside because we live near the thing where big metal shiny things roll by. She says they are cars. I don't know what they are though. Ally, Wally tolded me that you have a kitten in your house now. I knowed what that was like. When Wally came to live in my apartment, he and I no likey each other. Now we're bestest friends. Be nice to the kitty and they'll be nice to you and soon you'll be giving each other baths! I wonder why Mr. Mike and Mr. Moses haven't been here lately. Mommy says she and Mr. Mike are mad at each other and they aren't "like they used to be". They don't hold paws anymore or anything! Did he steal her catnip toy? She also said Mr. Moses was on a big air-cwaft carrier in the Navee. Is that like a big liter box? I miss them both. They like to rub my belly. Current Mood: confused (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 24th, 2003
11:23 am	Sorry I haven't posted lately...mommy has been on the computer all the time reading about something called gradumate school...I think I spelled it right. I don't know what it is, but she says when she gets back from Spain she's going to be moving and I get to go with her! I sure hope Wally and Traci come with us. Thanks for all the birfday wishes...Mommy made me some special dinner with rice milk and kitty food. It was good until Wally ate most of it. That's ok though, he's a growing boy....he's not a big girl like I am! A lot of my friends have these on their journals, so I'll fill it out too. Male or Female? Female, spayed Age? 2 years old (mommy thinks, she doesn't know, so she says my birthday is the day she got me...) How joined family? My old family didn't feed me and they hit me, so the humane society lady came and took me away. She put an ad in the oozepaper (did i spell that right?) and my mommy called her. The lady kept calling me Punkin because I've got orange in me, but mommy said I looked like an Emma. I like that name better. Nickname: Emma Ruth, Ems, Silly Kitty, "Dammit Emma, Let Me Sleep" Favourite Place to Sleep: Anywhere...especially in empty boxes, in the window, and on mommy's bed. Distinguishing Features: I'm white and orange and really fluffy. My hair gets tangled and dirty, so mommy has to give me baths...which I don't like. Snuggly level: When I want to snuggle. Least favourite other cat family member? Wally when he eats my food, tries to hump me, or bats my tail. Favourite other cat family member? Wally every other time....he's my bestest friend. Meow sounds like? Quiet most of the time unless I really want something or someone steps on my tail. What causes pukage? When I eat too fast. Biggest Demand: Attention when the big bright ball outside comes back from its nap. Strangest Behaviour: Laying on my back in the middle of the floor. Mommy says I do it because Mr. Mike gave me beer once and Mr. Moses threw me across the living room for pooping in the bathtub. She said it made me a "special bus kitty". (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 5th, 2003
10:29 am	Hi everyone! I'm still alive, really! Mommy went to Shepherdstown for her cousin's wedding, so I stoled her computer. Wally is getting huger and huger everyday. He likes to jump up into windows with me now. That lady, Traci, that lives with us goes to "work" a lot now; she doesn't wear that big thing on her back like Mommy does. Oh, and do you know on October 14th, it'll be a whole year since Mommy got me?! She said it's going to be my "birfday" since she doesn't know what day I was borned. Send me toys! Emma the Kitty, 660A Protzman, Morgantown, WV 26505. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 24th, 2003
12:08 pm	Mommy! Clean the litter box! It smells like Wally! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, August 22nd, 2003
10:46 am	Why does Mommy get mad when I jump on her head when it's dark? I just want to play! Wally is my bestest friend now. We play all the time! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 20th, 2003
8:55 pm	Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. (Looks at Mommy. Licks self.) Hi, I'm Emma, and I'm a kitty. I'm almost two whole years old! I live in an apartment with my mommy, her friend Traci, and Traci's kitten, Wally. We have lotsa fun! Especially when I'm chasing Wally around the apartment being a big kitty. Mommy is mean sometimes...I want to go outside and run around, but she chases me yelling. I'll tell you more later, but I need to go potty in the liter box. (5 Comments |Comment on this)